In a twist of fate, a discovery profound,
Unveiling a teacher’s ancestry bound,
To the ancient Cheddar Man, a link unseen,
A genetic connection, a journey keen.

New revelation stirs the academic air,
As the English teacher’s roots lay bare,
Entwined with a figure from centuries past,
A connection that forever will last.

9,000 years back, in the mists of time,
Cheddar Man walked in a world sublime,
Now, in a modern-day classroom’s light,
His genetic heritage takes flight.

The teacher’s DNA, a mirror to the past,
Echoes of Cheddar Man, a link steadfast,
Through generations, across the years,
A connection that now appears.

In the strands of genetic code they share,
A bond that transcends time’s wear and tear,
From ancient hunter-gatherer to present-day soul,
A story of connection that makes us whole.

The teacher’s heritage, now intertwined,
With Cheddar Man’s legacy divined,
A revelation that sparks wonder anew,
In the DNA’s tale, a history true.

In the classroom’s midst, a story unfolds,
Of a genetic bond that the past holds,
A teacher’s link to a man of ancient lore,
A connection that forevermore will endure.